"U hear that... no students!"
This is why I love being a teacher.
I'll stop gloating after today, I promise.
Sorry to all of you Arlington-ites who have already seen this, but it's pretty hilarious. To the rest of you who are all under the illusion that I live in the ghetto, this is much closer to my reality. :)
Please do not come to me AFTER you failed 3 advisories and got a D on your final to ask me if you can do any extra credit. The answer will always be no.
If I can't tell the difference between "d" and an "a", I will mark the question wrong.
Yes, Life Is Beautiful is in a different language (about 25 minutes into the movie).
No, you may not leave the classroom with your whole bookbag in the middle of a test. Nor may you come back and finish it tomorrow.
"King of England" is not a sufficient description for Henry VIII, so don't try to argue for extra points.
Yes, I love you all, but I will probably not miss you one bit over the summer. And let's be honest, you won't miss me either.
A still-Grumpy-but-slightly-Amused teacher.
Next time you create a final exam schedule, please don't hold an assembly at the same time as one of the tests.