67 Things?

I heard on the radio a couple days ago that the average woman in America has 67 items in her purse. I like to believe that I'm not quite as high-maintenance as the women they were talking about, so I sat down to investigate. This is what I found:

9 pass-along cards (maybe i should actually give them away)

a small "Idaho" pin in the shape of a potato

one ponytail

postage stamps in $.94 and $.04 varieties

a DC Temple Visitor's Center card

grocery list

flyer from Cacao, a cute little chocolate shop we found in Bethesda

key to the church building

pink lip gloss

pens in blue, black, purple and green

one small bottle of Expo Dry Erase Board Cleaner

2 tithing slips

bronze-ish lip gloss

spare car key

an almost-empty pack of Orbit gum

one earring (i made it to church and then realized that I'd only put one of them in... so it ended up in the purse)

checkbook

flyer for the Azalea Festival at the National Arboretum

flash drive

car keys

a gum wrapper

address book

classroom keys

DCA-ORD boarding pass from February

cell phone

old pay stub

wallet (you don't even want to know what's in that)

Target receipt

blood donation appointment card

tickets to an Orioles-Rays game and a Nationals-Marlins game

Nothing shocking except maybe the Dry Erase Board Cleaner. And it doesn't nearly add up to 67 (unless you count all the items in my wallet separately). So ladies, I'm interested. What random/funny/whatever things would we find in your purse? (Guys, too, if you're willing to admit that you have a man-purse.)